Ka-chuga, Ka-chuga

Posted in jazz by Jon on January 22nd, 2008

Let’s see if this thing will start. I’m dubious. No one started it all winter — longer than that, actually.

My schedule got turned around; I slept all day. When I woke up, I was having the following dream:

I was in a bar in a city, a mix of Detroit and Boston. It was a sunny, breezy afternoon, and the doors were open to the street.

In the bar, some kind of music class/musical performance was about to start. I was supposed to participate, but didn’t have an instrument, so I was fashioning one from some blocks of wood and a wood clamp. I found a bottle of glue on a ledge and squeezed some on the blocks, then tightened the clamp. I had a little percussion mallet — like the one my kid has for her toy xylophone.

I went outside, ostensibly to test my instrument without bothering the other patrons, but secretly I was thinking this would be an opportunity to slip away and save myself the embarrassment of performing when so completely unprepared. The neighborhood was unfamiliar, however, and I couldn’t orient myself, so I headed back inside for the show.

The conductor/instructor separated us into groups: anyone who could play an instrument and those of us who couldn’t. I was heartened to see I was part of a big group…

The performance was locomotive: about twenty of us moving fast down a long, steep street in some kind of industrial part of the city (as if we were sitting on skateboards…) We were performing a John Coltrane tune. I don’t remember what it was supposed to be, except I remember thinking “It’s not ‘My Favorite Things.’”

Behind me was a talented trombonist. He was really carrying the whole piece. I looked back to smile. He motioned to me and spoke — a black guy with an African or West Indian accent.

“Excuse me; do you know where the Hancock Building is?” he asked. “I have some business there, some paperwork.”

“Sure,” I said, happy to be helpful. I gestured over to the skyline. “There, that green building — do you see it?”

Because of our speed, the building was hard to see — other structures kept getting in the way.

“Here,” I said, “I’ll show you,” thinking that even if he did see it, he probably wouldn’t know how to get there!

At the bottom of the hill, we had to walk through some gravel, climb a chain-link fence, and cross some railroad tracks. We were now on a dirty sidewalk alongside a highway, and I was pretty sure I knew how to get there.

John Coltrane - Locomotion mp3
John Coltrane - My Favorite Things mp3

The Upsetters: Guns of Navarone

Posted in reggae by Jon on September 24th, 2007

Oh, Is this Thing Still Here?

Posted in funk, latin by Jon on July 3rd, 2007

Not dead yet!

Los Amigos Invisibles - Funk Nuevo mp3

Angel Food

Posted in country by Jon on May 18th, 2007

In this dream, my co-worker Lynn had jerry-rigged a turntable from an angel food cake pan. She had inserted one of those tall spindles from an old turntable — the kind where you could stack up a bunch of 45’s and they’d drop down and play one after the other (what d’ya call ‘em?) — into the center of the pan. Somehow the records would play. We had some old Time-Life compilations. I read the label: The Greatest Hits of Patsy Cline. “That’ll be good,” I thought.

Patsy Cline - Walkin’ After Midnight mp3
Patsy Cline - Write Me in Care of the Blues mp3
Patsy Cline - Don’t Ever Leave Me Again mp3
Patsy Cline - Two Cigarettes in an Ashtray mp3

they will drive out demons, they will speak new languages

Posted in folk by Jon on April 8th, 2007

“Easter” because the sun rises in the East. The oldest resurrection humans can remember: each new day from the death of the old, each Spring a miracle when you’ve shivered through the long starless nights. Every religion tells its stories, but we all need hope.

Woody Guthrie - Jesus Christ mp3

like bees in a hive of glass

Posted in punk by Jon on April 7th, 2007

You won’t read about it in the paper. These are secret missions. I’m not trying to be dramatic. The fact is that most of them take place in broad daylight, in plain clothes, without weapons. Yeah, a few take place at night, of course, down in caves, odd shapes looming in your NVG’s — real comic book stuff — but that shit is overrated. The best agent is indistinguishable from the guy next door. Somehow the smallest act — mowing the lawn, letting the dog out for a piss in the middle of the night — is all part of the plan, a message maybe, a cypher, a trigger for events long in the future. How do these things relate to one another? A set of images flash across the screen. A car slows at the corner. What’s that song they just played on the radio? Every day is a mission. Every day is a goddamn mission.

Wire - Lowdown mp3

i against i

Posted in punk by Jon on April 5th, 2007

Melancholics, in other words, come smack up against a radical absence, a withdrawal from time, a necrosis that attacks the body, from which life has withdrawn before it even was inscribed there. To pretend to live, a simulacrum facing a mere semblance of life, is the wearing task that rivets them to their inability to desire: what has been given them has immediately eluded them from the moment they entered existence.

–Jacques Hassoun, The Cruelty of Depression

Tell me something I don’t know.

Meatmen - Mission:Impossible mp3

cut it out you feel retarded take the sissors saw the head

Posted in jazz by Jon on March 30th, 2007

When the voice was heard in the silence I felt my body harden and the nausea vanish. . . I am in the music. Globes of fire turn in the mirrors, encircled by rings of smoke.

- Sartre, Nausea

Sophie Tucker - One of These Days mp3

Teen Age Riot

Posted in punk, rock by Jon on March 10th, 2007

OMG I fuckin’ love these songs.

The Undertones - Teenage Kicks mp3
Sylvain Sylvain - Teenage News mp3
MC5 - Teenage Lust mp3
Eddie & the Hot Rods - Teenage Depression mp3
T. Rex - Teenage Dream mp3

Rock ‘n’ Roll High School

Posted in punk, American hardcore by Jon on February 16th, 2007

I had another weird ’80’s hardcore dream last night.

In the dream, I was in high school again. (I was mostly my present self, but maybe physically high school age.) Oprah was my English teacher. I looked at the syllabus: some interesting choices, I thought. (I taught college English myself for a while.) Oprah was lecturing, going off on a tangent about life lessons. It’s time to grow up, she was saying. “Your Dickies days are over,” she said.

I was startled by the reference. “What the fuck does Oprah know about the Dickies?” I thought. “Does anyone in this class know who the Dickies were?” I was mostly amused at this lame attempt to “relate to the kids,” but also a little angry. “Hey, I’ll listen to the Dickies if I fucking want to.”

Actually, in the dream (and when I was remembering it after waking up), the band she was really referring to was the Descendents, not the Dickies, and when I was trying to remember who the Dickies were I was mosly thinking of the Dead Milkmen, another novelty-hardcore group from back in the day: my unconscious flipping through an old rolodex of punk bands–it starts with a “D,” I know it does…

The Dickies - You Drive Me Ape (You Big Gorilla) mp3
Descendents - Hey Hey mp3
The Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl mp3